{"id":466,"date":"2011-12-13T11:28:33","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T18:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/movinginsider.wordpress.com\/?p=466"},"modified":"2024-07-24T10:55:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T17:55:10","slug":"a-true-truckload-of-bull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/13\/a-true-truckload-of-bull\/","title":{"rendered":"A True Truckload of Bull"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve all done it: You see something you just can\u2019t live without, make an impulse buy, then have to figure out how you\u2019re going to get it home. Perhaps that was the situation with these people, who for some reason had a gigantic cow to move, so they tied it down in the back of a rented <a title=\"truckload\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/Truck-Rentals\/Pickup-Truck\/?utm_campaign=uhaulsm&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=trucks&amp;utm_content=20111213-atruetruckloadof\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">U-Haul pickup truck<\/a>. (No, it\u2019s not a real cow.)<a href=\"https:\/\/movinginsider.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/pickup-hauling-cow1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-475\" title=\"cow truckload\" src=\"https:\/\/movinginsider.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/pickup-hauling-cow1.jpg\" alt=\"truckload\" width=\"374\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/pickup-hauling-cow1.jpg 374w, https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/pickup-hauling-cow1-300x270.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine talking to the <a title=\"truckload locations\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/Locations\/?utm_campaign=uhaulsm&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=trucks&amp;utm_content=20111213-atruetruckloadof\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">U-Haul place<\/a> when they ask what you have to move?! \u201cUh, it\u2019s a big cow. Do you have a truck for that?\u201d Apparently they do!<\/p>\n<p>With apologies to Daniel Tosh, let\u2019s see how many bad jokes I can make:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Moooving made easier.<\/li>\n<li>This is a true truckload of bull!<\/li>\n<li>The steering on that <a title=\"truckload\" href=\"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/Truck-Rentals\/?utm_campaign=uhaulsm&amp;utm_source=blog&amp;utm_medium=trucks&amp;utm_content=20111213-atruetruckloadof\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">truck<\/a> is superb.<\/li>\n<li>They\u2019re really milking their gas mileage.<\/li>\n<li>They\u2019d better hope the cow \u201cwent\u201d before they left!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve all done it: You see something you just can\u2019t live without, make an impulse buy, then have to figure out how you\u2019re going to get it home. Perhaps that was the situation with these people, who for some reason had a gigantic cow to move, so they tied it down in the back of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":198,"featured_media":475,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,220],"tags":[256,257,66,102,116,128,181,604],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moving-2","category-movingfun","tag-bull","tag-cow","tag-funny","tag-lol","tag-moving-fun-2","tag-moving-truck","tag-truck","tag-truckload"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/198"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57813,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/57813"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uhaul.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}