A True Truckload of Bull

We’ve all done it: You see something you just can’t live without, make an impulse buy, then have to figure out how you’re going to get it home. Perhaps that was the situation with these people, who for some reason had a gigantic cow to move, so they tied it down in the back of a rented U-Haul pickup truck. (No, it’s not a real cow.)truckload

Can you imagine talking to the U-Haul place when they ask what you have to move?! “Uh, it’s a big cow. Do you have a truck for that?” Apparently they do!

With apologies to Daniel Tosh, let’s see how many bad jokes I can make:

  • Moooving made easier.
  • This is a true truckload of bull!
  • The steering on that truck is superb.
  • They’re really milking their gas mileage.
  • They’d better hope the cow “went” before they left!

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